Raquel’s Reviews > Blizzard of Love > Status Update

I might be built differently from these FMCs because if I was snowed in with no electricity and had to cook over the fire, I’m pretty damn sure I wouldn’t be thinking about the calories I’m eating and hoping to not get fat wth

“Omg, the stereotypical Latina mother figure almost died in my arms. Definitely makes me wanna kiss this white woman even more” like wtf

“She had a better sense of humor than any girl he’d ever met before” bitch WHERE????