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“I suddenly feel like an obstetrician – it’s a pretty notional job title until you can, you know, actually extract a baby. My registrar, Lily, talks me through it gently, but I do it all myself and it feels fucking great.
‘Congratulations, you did amazingly well there,’ says Lily.
‘Thank you!’ I reply, then realize she’s actually talking to the mum.”


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“I nod at her husband and say, ‘That means he has to wear a condom.’ I can’t quite work out why their faces are a picture of horror, melting like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. What have I said? It’s perfectly good advice, right? I look at them both again, and realize the man is actually her father.”

LMFAOOOO

this guy is so funny 🤣🤣