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‘You are free,’ said Sir Magnific the Outstanding to Peasant and the other assorted peasants. ‘You are no longer condemned to a life of servitude. Go, and be happy.’
‘Go where?’ said Peasant. He liked it here, or had until Sir Magnific arrived and began setting fire to stuff.
— Feb 21, 2023 10:11AM
‘Go where?’ said Peasant. He liked it here, or had until Sir Magnific arrived and began setting fire to stuff.
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‘I am now,’ said Samuel Johnson, for it was indeed he beneath a cape and a battered hat, ‘sawing my lovely assistant Maria in half.’
Back and forth went the saw. ‘Ouch,’ went Maria.
— Feb 21, 2023 10:54AM
Back and forth went the saw. ‘Ouch,’ went Maria.
Gerhard
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The Second Monk consulted a small journal. Embossed on the cover were the words Your First Assassination Notebook, and an illustration of a unicorn pooing a rainbow.
— Feb 21, 2023 10:43AM
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A helmet landed at Peasant’s feet, smoking gently. It had once belonged to a guard named Horace. Peasant knew this because Horace’s head was still in the helmet, looking surprised.
— Feb 21, 2023 10:27AM
