Elithanathile’s Reviews > The Experiment > Status Update

// This book is disgusting, ignorant, asinine, delusional, aggravating, obnoxious, shameful, repulsive GARBAGE!! This author is a fucking BITCH for writing this kind of book and hopefully she doesn’t write anything ever again because she’s a fucking putrid disgrace to the entire MM genre!!! This author’s writing is pure garbage, trash, and repulsive disgusting delusional ignorance!!! Disgraceful trash!!!

// “Patrick, my friend, I’m going to drag your arse so far down my end of the spectrum, you’ll have to claw your way straight.”

~ That ship has been absolutely obliterated and the highest he would ever be able to claw his way up to his bisexuality!! Heterosexuality is forever and ever, and ever, I’ll say it again, forever fucking gone to him, because it will never ever ever be in his realm of universe!!!

// And the fact that this author has the fucking audacity to have her main character say that he can’t know more until he continues to experiment is absolutely fucking asinine, delusional, absurd, obnoxious, and really fucking ignorant!! Patrick at the very bare minimum is bisexual!!!

// I can’t take much more of this absolute rotting garbage!!

// “Patrick, mate, you may not be quite as far up the straight end of the spectrum but … One boner does not automatically make you queer.”

~ What the fuck is this author even talking about! She’s making me very very, very angry!! That is exactly what it means!! Patrick is most definitely queer, and there’s absolutely no fucking way on earth that he is even remotely straight whatsoever, in any capacity!!!!!

// You really fucking enjoying being with a man but claiming that you have to be straight and not gay, is a fucking insult to homosexuality and is a fucking insult to heterosexuality!! The former because you are denying something you are for whatever reason and are also masquerading as something you’re not!! You’re most definitely not fucking straight and you are most definitely gay!!

// “I don’t understand. This isn’t the way this goes. I’m straight. I hate this. I think I want it but hate it when I get it.“

~ YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT FOR FUCK’S SAKE!! You might be demisexual, or you might be internally homophobic, or you’re just afraid to admit that you’re gay which I think is absolutely what it is!! But it’s very clear that Logan is absolutely the one for you, without a doubt!!

// Oooooooooooooooooo this is sounding yummier and yummier and more and more and more in line with what I’m in the mood for 😬😬😬😬!!!
I also decided to skip to the end to see if the HEA is a wonderful and beautiful one, and holy fuck it is magnificent and glorious and spectacular 😬😬😬😬!!!

// “Haven’t you ever wondered what kind of woman you’d be attracted to if you were straight?” I take a swig of my beer and smirk at him, loving that my answer will screw with his logic. “Can’t say I have.”

~ Logan hasn’t because he is purely, absolutely 100% GAY/homosexual!!!
Patrick, YOU, on the other hand, HAVE, because you are absolutely NOT straight/heterosexual!! Not in ANY way!!!

// “But while the idea of kissing a guy myself has always appealed in theory, the reality of it makes me queasy. That means I’m straight.”

~ NOPE!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! The fact that kissing another guy, even in theory, comes across as appealing is exactly the reason you are absolutely not heterosexual in any capacity, way, shape, or form!! Absolutely not, and never have been!! Nope nope nope, NOT straight at all!