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“By the powers vested in us,” said the First Monk, “in accordance with the Doomsday Prophecies, the Chthonic Concordat, and any and all Infernal Dictats and Transdimensional Laws passed or yet to be passed, you, Sir Magnific the Outstanding, have been sentenced to death. Sign here, please.”

I've been giggling like a toddler since I began the book. The footnotes have are f*cking sending me every time lmao.