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Alina
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ouh yes...pretending that being emotional is childish and trite so you can feel superior instead of reflecting upon your loneliness and lovelessness.....(yeah sjlmfr)
— Mar 02, 2023 06:38PM
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Alina
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rereading this novel through the lens of Jamison’s Grand Unified Theory of Female Pain is interesting. if the narrator weren’t a bitch, she would only be sad. her story would be melodramatic. she would be criticized for being self-pitying—women’s pain has been excessively belabored in media. the fact that she’s unbearable, then, adds another dimension. whether that is good requires more thought.
— Jun 25, 2026 02:57PM
Alina
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it is an interesting irony that her perpetual sleep is the very thing preventing her from moving on. she stops time from passing, so she cannot be born anew
— Jun 25, 2026 02:03PM
Alina
is on page 277 of 289
literally nothing has changed. what are we waiting for
— Mar 03, 2023 10:29AM
Alina
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"He was obviously homosexual. I wasn't threatened." 💀
— Mar 03, 2023 10:04AM
Alina
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i'm sorry but this is what happens when you sleep with your boss
— Mar 02, 2023 07:44PM
Alina
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"Rejection, I have found, can be the only antidote to delusion." clearly hasn't been effective enough for you
— Mar 02, 2023 04:33PM

