Jade’s Reviews > Let's Get Textual > Status Update

Dear Zach, I’ve run away. I’m off to live with She Who Has A Great Ass. Good luck getting me back. Love, 1/3 of the S’mores brothers

Oh my gosh babahahahah

Why doesn’t anyone communicate. Talk to him

Fucken Shep did it I swear to gosh.

I was thinking the ex or shep and I’m glad it’s Shep. Fuck. Now what about Zoe. Tell us more!

“He touched my ass cheek, Delia. Your hand was on my dick and he touched my fucking ass cheek.”

Waiting for this to be the ex. The brother has to be. where are you

Say yes, he looks like someone kicked his goat hahahahah. Awe.

Wouldn’t it be weird if his brother was Caleb or Zoe’s guy she was dating

I would have never asked my date if they jerked off hahahahhahaha

FORWARD. KISS. YOU WILL. FUCK. YES. HELL YA.