Macy’s Reviews > A Clockwork Orange > Status Update

This is going to get dnf'ed mainly for the fact that I'm gifting it to a friend. However, if I were to keep it, it'd get dnf'ed anyway. What the 🤬🐬 am I reading? Why do I feel like I need a translator? Hello??? No Fear Shakespeare, HELP. Why does this book has a 4 star? Please tell me it's not written this way the entire time.