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Looks yummy!!!

It is sooooo good. There's an Irishman named Leo. Really, that's all you need to know. (Plus, I'm only 37% into the book.) He is H.O.T.

I'm loving Scarlett Parrish's work. LOVING it.

Mmmm...hot irishman...so true, what else do we need?? LOL!!

Seriously. The only thing hotter than an Irishman is a Scotsman. Ok....so maybe not hotter than, but equally as hot as.

Ok - so now I need a book featuring a menage between a woman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman. Surely that exists.

*fans self*

So true. I'm a sucker for a brogue.

OMG!! Wow, wouldn't that be HAWT!!!!!

*cough* Hi!

An Irishman and a Scotsman...*takes notes* Sadly, no-one but Gerard Butler looks like Gerard Butler; all of our other countrymen look...well...we'll gloss over that.

So. Gerard Butler, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, some lucky lady and a bucket of chocolate sauce in my next book, yes? :D

First off.....OMGSCARLETTPARRISH! (Ending fangirl ranting now.....)

Next - Gerard Butler, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and chocolate sauce? Yes, please. I'm available to be said lucky lady if GB and JRM come on board for some, um, research. Yea. Research. You know - to see how they'll react to having the chocolate slowly licked from their bodies. I mean, we want this book to be accurate and detailed, no?

Mmmm...I think this man was built for sex...GRRRRR!



My, what a big, um, sword you have...




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Holy shit - that last pic.

And on a pedestal - right where that ass should be. (Not that I'm objectifying him or anything.)

Oh I know...*SIGH* Luv him!!! GROWL!!!! He's my Manny from Lover Unleashed

That first pic says, "Yeah, I'm hot and I know it. Blow me."

Or is that just me? No? Thought so.

God I love you guys. You're nothing but a bunch of filth-enablers. ;) <3

Hmmm...think I prefer Mistress Filth-enabler!! LOL!!!

And if Gerard is taking applications to be blown, well honey, this girl just moved to the front of the line!!!!!!!

I have to warn you all. Any conversation I'm part of usually descends to the depths of Gerard Butler's shoulders, Shannon Leto's ink, Jared Leto's eyes, Joaquin Phoenix's scar or James Purefoy's smirk. So if any of you have a problem with me writing dirty books based on the above men, look away now.

Oh, by the way...my workstation? I have a poster of Gerard Butler to the left of my desk, another to the right, and about 400 photos of him on my laptop.

And I bought THE BOUNTY HUNTER and THE UGLY TRUTH today, after watching LAW ABIDING CITIZEN the other night. Not that I'm obsessed.

IT'S RESEARCH, DAMMIT.

I'm sorry, did you say dirty books based on sexy men?? No prob at all!! ;P

So what we have here is me signing in to Goodreads, spotting Kristy's very favourable review of one of my books on my homepage (thank you for that, by the way), me deciding to leave a comment and within an hour or two it descends into an orgiastic scrammy over who gets first dibs on Gerry?

(Me, by the way. Fellow Scots get first go, plus, I need to ask him some particular research-related questions. Naked).

Don't forget that he played Dracula...that is my FAV!! Mmmmm...my hunky Gerard all vampy!!! *SHIVER* Bite me PLEASE!!!

I need to have a lie-down now.

Mmmmm...be sure to have wicked & naughty dreams...

Our vamp...

Scarlett wrote: "So what we have here is me signing in to Goodreads, spotting Kristy's very favourable review of one of my books on my homepage (thank you for that, by the way), me deciding to leave a comment and w..."

You're so very welcome! That 5 star review was much deserved. I'm reading By The Book right now. I'll have a sad face when I'm done because I won't have any more Scarlett Parrish books to read. They are H.O.T.

But anyway. If we're lining up to take a crack at GB - I'll go second. I'm not stingy. Better to be 2nd in line than never in line at all, I always say. OK, so I never actually say that, but, whatevs. Gerard Butler!

(Headed to Netflix to add all of GB's movies, that I haven't seen, to my queue.)

*cough* Well I have two more books out later this year. *cough*

/end book-pimpage

Right! Um, sad to say, there won't be much of GB left by the time I'm finished with him and can I just AGAIN complain about the fact whenever I'm in Glasgow, I never see any men who look as good as that? Where are they all?! Certainly not in my bedroom, damn and blast their eyes!

Psh. Well....at least you have a CHANCE at running into a hot Irishman or Scotsman. Do you know how hard it is to run into one of those types here in Mississippi? Damn near impossible. I need to come back to Scotland on a manhunt. Last time I was there I was 15 and mostly interested in finding a Mcdonald's or a souvenir t-shirt or taking pictures of sheep. Now I have my priorities in order! ;)

And Woo-Hoo for the new books! I will be buying them as soon as they come out.

/end fangirl nerdiness

One's about vampires, the other is straight up (hurr hurr) M/M romance.

I just checked. I have 267 photos of Gerard Butler on my laptop, 456 of James Purefoy, and 726 of Jared Leto.

Jeez. I think this means I'm a pervert.

No worries Scarlett, you are among friends!! ;P