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“Just like the bedroom, this space reflected Nero’s gaudy taste, with golden faucets, black tiles and a mosaic depicting two ancient Greek men engaged in a bit of sodomy on one of the walls. Even in the bathroom a man would have no peace to sit on the toilet without dick in his face.”

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