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“As you may know, Aquarians are the natural detectives of the zodiac—…”

I don’t know about that, but I really love coffee.🤪

“I was very pleased though not surprised to discover that you were born under the sign of Aquarius. I suspected this from our first meeting, as you possess the physical attributes of this air sign: good looks, beautiful eyes, angular face, and thin build.”

Aww thank you Josh Lanyon, although I miss the part about my intelligence, creativity, humour and awesomeness, but we still have 250p to do it right:P