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"I honestly believe that no country has ever been greater or purer than ours or richer in good citizens and noble deeds; none has been free for so many generations from the vices of avarice and luxury; nowhere have thrift and plain living been for so long held in such esteem."
Uh, has this joker heard of the United States of America??
— Mar 24, 2023 10:42AM
Uh, has this joker heard of the United States of America??
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Crito
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"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake, and a cow talked - there was a rumor that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did."
"Nah Grumio there's no fucking way that cow just talked."
*1 year later*
"Holy shit this is bad"
— Mar 31, 2023 10:34AM
"Nah Grumio there's no fucking way that cow just talked."
*1 year later*
"Holy shit this is bad"
