Neil Browning > Status Update

“-and this one time, my sons and I were in the Caribbean and were gonna go sailing, and they’re like, badass football players, and I’m a super good sailor, so we get an old boat from a rando with this thick accent, and we go out and it’s fine, but then we see this shallow reef and my one son is like ‘oh shit’ and I’m like ‘oh shit,’ so then-”

This guy has a PhD? Closing this and returning it.