Brett Burkhardt’s Reviews > Squid Pulp Blues > Status Update
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 90 of 186
Cannibalistic penis sounds like a good band name.
— Mar 29, 2023 02:20PM
Like flag
Brett’s Previous Updates
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 180 of 186
"...[H]e thought he could still smell Bonnie's ass though he knew it was probably just the aroma of hotdogs and gyros in the air."
— Apr 03, 2023 04:09PM
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 120 of 186
No spoilers but Chekhov's donkey was HILARIOUS!
— Mar 30, 2023 12:42PM
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 110 of 186
"Pastor Timothy spit onto a woman's face, a woman he suspected of being a homosexual and, even worse, a democrat." (...) "Pastor Timothy was cut short by a snow shovel to the face wielded by an elderly drag queen."
"This town's fucking weird, man."
— Mar 30, 2023 12:25PM
"This town's fucking weird, man."
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 90 of 186
Now I want, nay!, NEED a Barbara Stanwyck mask!
— Mar 29, 2023 03:00PM
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 80 of 186
Donkeys, squids, Barbara Stanwyck, "the device", and long heads. What do they all have in common? What's the connection? Who in their right mind is still living in this terrible town?!
— Mar 29, 2023 01:35PM
