Bryneyre The Book Eater’s Reviews > Get In My Swamp > Status Update

"He could break my neck without even exerting much energy, and for some odd reason, that turns me on. God, do I need a therapist."

Me and you both, sweetheart

"Gardening is also a great hobby for me. It keeps me busy, and there's something just so erotic about moving my fingers in such a way as to make sure each delicate seedling grows to its full potential."

.... 😀 what

"The worst part about Lawrence would have to be his size. Oh, he's tall enough, five-foot-eleven. The size of his little friend, though, let's just say the rumors aren't true about the correlation from hand to dick size. He has big hands."

LMAO so many people highlighted that. I wish Kindle had that Wattpad feature of commenting on highlighted phrases. I would cackle with this book's comments.

Not even God can judge me for reading this