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"But I haven't said anything yet!" he said, throwing his hands up defensively.
"I already know what you're going to suggest and the answer is still no! We're not going to name our kid Elvendork proof-that-Sirius-and-Jenna-Shagged Black!"
"Wrong. I was actually going to suggest —"
"We're not naming the baby Bathsheba either!"
"But —!"
"NO!"
"IT'S UNISEX!"
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— Apr 12, 2023 08:15AM
"I already know what you're going to suggest and the answer is still no! We're not going to name our kid Elvendork proof-that-Sirius-and-Jenna-Shagged Black!"
"Wrong. I was actually going to suggest —"
"We're not naming the baby Bathsheba either!"
"But —!"
"NO!"
"IT'S UNISEX!"
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"And what about you, Sirius!? What about Harry!?" Jenna cut him off loudly. "How can I live on if something happens to you, knowing that I did nothing to stop it!?"
Sirius fell silent. So Jenna went on, her gaze turning cold.
"I won't leave the people I love when they need me the most, Sirius. Unlike you."
Ch 189
JENNA
— Apr 13, 2023 06:41AM
Sirius fell silent. So Jenna went on, her gaze turning cold.
"I won't leave the people I love when they need me the most, Sirius. Unlike you."
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They even had a good laugh for the first time in months once Fred and George started reporting sightings of Voldemort, saying things like, "He can travel faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to."
Chapter 182
— Apr 12, 2023 06:36AM
Chapter 182
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Jenna grinned. "If you like it so much, how about I come over and give you a kiss?"
"Now, you stay away from me," Sirius said in a playful warning tone. "Kissing Filch was bad enough to traumatize me for a lifetime. I don't need to kiss a middle-aged Ministry Auror too." Jenna couldn't help but to laugh again.
Chapter 169
— Apr 06, 2023 03:13PM
"Now, you stay away from me," Sirius said in a playful warning tone. "Kissing Filch was bad enough to traumatize me for a lifetime. I don't need to kiss a middle-aged Ministry Auror too." Jenna couldn't help but to laugh again.
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"I always looked at Lisa as a younger sister. And I guess I automatically started to feel the same protectiveness I felt for her toward you."
He then muttered mostly to himself, "Now I understand why James felt so over-protective —" but then he stopped himself, shaking his head.
You filthy hypocrite, Jenna thought to herself in amusement.
Chapter 159
— Apr 03, 2023 05:52PM
He then muttered mostly to himself, "Now I understand why James felt so over-protective —" but then he stopped himself, shaking his head.
You filthy hypocrite, Jenna thought to herself in amusement.
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"I'm still convinced that you bribed her into giving you the spot."
"Oh, yeah?" Jenna raised a brow at him stubbornly, as though challenging him. "Well, why don't you send her a letter right now and ask her?"
"We're not children, Jenny. I'm not gonna send her a letter." Sirius rolled his eyes playfully, before saying with a grin after a small pause, "I'll ask her in person."
Chapter 155
— Mar 29, 2023 10:10AM
"Oh, yeah?" Jenna raised a brow at him stubbornly, as though challenging him. "Well, why don't you send her a letter right now and ask her?"
"We're not children, Jenny. I'm not gonna send her a letter." Sirius rolled his eyes playfully, before saying with a grin after a small pause, "I'll ask her in person."
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"Thank you, Jenna," said Remus, giving her a weak appreciating smile.
"I didn't say I was done speaking," Jenna said sharply, glaring at him, before turning to face Sirius again. "If Remus wants to go and get himself killed, that's completely up to him. He's clearly gone mad. Probably hit his head against a rock or something. Maybe getting himself killed will get him back to his senses."
Chapter 153
— Mar 28, 2023 08:02AM
"I didn't say I was done speaking," Jenna said sharply, glaring at him, before turning to face Sirius again. "If Remus wants to go and get himself killed, that's completely up to him. He's clearly gone mad. Probably hit his head against a rock or something. Maybe getting himself killed will get him back to his senses."
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"Thank you, Jenna," said Remus, giving her a weak appreciating smile.
"I didn't say I was done speaking," Jenna said sharply, glaring at him, before turning to face Sirius again. "If Remus wants to go and get himself killed, that's completely up to him. He's clearly gone mad. Probably hit his head against a rock or something. Maybe getting himself killed will get him back to his senses."
— Mar 28, 2023 08:02AM
"I didn't say I was done speaking," Jenna said sharply, glaring at him, before turning to face Sirius again. "If Remus wants to go and get himself killed, that's completely up to him. He's clearly gone mad. Probably hit his head against a rock or something. Maybe getting himself killed will get him back to his senses."
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They were happy!!!! I just had to ruining it by reading more. I couldn’t just let them sit and eat pancakes together for the rest of my life. BUT NOOOOO I JUST HAD TO TRAD MORE
— Mar 28, 2023 07:55AM
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"Anyway, hurry up and get dressed," said Sirius as he pulled away, now smiling proudly for some reason. "Because I'm planning on making your favorite food of all time."
"Uh oh..." Jenna muttered under her breath, glancing at him worriedly. "Don't tell me it's what I think it is."
"Oh, but it is," said Sirius, rubbing his hands together in glee. "It's pancake time."
— Mar 24, 2023 12:40AM
"Uh oh..." Jenna muttered under her breath, glancing at him worriedly. "Don't tell me it's what I think it is."
"Oh, but it is," said Sirius, rubbing his hands together in glee. "It's pancake time."
