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oyadancing
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So far, cute. She's a dork doofus, though, what with cock doodly doo and lady parts business. And geez god no, do NOT EVER make out in a sauna with the heat on unless you're trying to kill yourself. And please do some research: sauna <> steam.
— Mar 28, 2015 03:03PM
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oyadancing
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Wriggling. Squirming. Gasping. Squealing. Screaming. These words? NOT SEXY. Even if the actions could possibly be described as such, these words kill the mood. Something else. Anything else.
— Mar 28, 2015 03:59PM
oyadancing
is 30% done
Oh, and in whose world - outside of high school - is a great "make out session" basis for changing from friends to a romantic relationship? I'm feeling so old....
— Mar 28, 2015 03:07PM
