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"What do you need?”
“I’m trying to get insurance for my skydiving course.”
“Skydiving course?” Tatum finally said, amid sneezing.
“I have a skydiving course in three days, already paid for and everything. But now it turns out they’re not happy with my age. Their insurance doesn’t cover it, so they said I had to get external insurance if I want to participate. Can you believe their nerve?”
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— Apr 13, 2023 07:44PM
“I’m trying to get insurance for my skydiving course.”
“Skydiving course?” Tatum finally said, amid sneezing.
“I have a skydiving course in three days, already paid for and everything. But now it turns out they’re not happy with my age. Their insurance doesn’t cover it, so they said I had to get external insurance if I want to participate. Can you believe their nerve?”
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“...he might still be around. Just drop by occasionally. It would make them feel a lot safer.”
“Sure. I have a gun.”
Tatum blanched. “Uh, right. No need for that. You can leave your gun at home.”
“And do what, Tatum? Hit the serial killer on his head with my walking stick if he shows up?”
“You don’t have a walking stick.”
“Damn right I don’t! You know what I do have, Tatum? A gun."
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— Apr 13, 2023 07:49PM
“Sure. I have a gun.”
Tatum blanched. “Uh, right. No need for that. You can leave your gun at home.”
“And do what, Tatum? Hit the serial killer on his head with my walking stick if he shows up?”
“You don’t have a walking stick.”
“Damn right I don’t! You know what I do have, Tatum? A gun."
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“Why the hell not?”
“Because you’re eighty-seven years old.”
“So what? All I have to do is fall from a plane. Gravity works the same for old people, Tatum.”
“Who cares about gravity? You’ll have a heart attack five seconds after you jump from the plane.”
“My heart is as strong as an ox’s. Don’t be absurd.”
“You already had one heart attack!”
“More than ten years ago, Tatum. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I don’t have a lot of time left. Thirty or forty years max. I want to jump off a plane before I die. Is that too much to ask?”
“Can’t you just play bridge or go fishing like a normal grandfather?”
“Look, you said you’d help me. Are you going to make the call or not?”
“Absolutely not.”