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“...he might still be around. Just drop by occasionally. It would make them feel a lot safer.”
“Sure. I have a gun.”
Tatum blanched. “Uh, right. No need for that. You can leave your gun at home.”
“And do what, Tatum? Hit the serial killer on his head with my walking stick if he shows up?”
“You don’t have a walking stick.”
“Damn right I don’t! You know what I do have, Tatum? A gun."
He's funny af i love him so much
— Apr 13, 2023 07:49PM
“Sure. I have a gun.”
Tatum blanched. “Uh, right. No need for that. You can leave your gun at home.”
“And do what, Tatum? Hit the serial killer on his head with my walking stick if he shows up?”
“You don’t have a walking stick.”
“Damn right I don’t! You know what I do have, Tatum? A gun."
He's funny af i love him so much
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Erika Sarutobi
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"What do you need?”
“I’m trying to get insurance for my skydiving course.”
“Skydiving course?” Tatum finally said, amid sneezing.
“I have a skydiving course in three days, already paid for and everything. But now it turns out they’re not happy with my age. Their insurance doesn’t cover it, so they said I had to get external insurance if I want to participate. Can you believe their nerve?”
I love the grandpa so much
— Apr 13, 2023 07:44PM
“I’m trying to get insurance for my skydiving course.”
“Skydiving course?” Tatum finally said, amid sneezing.
“I have a skydiving course in three days, already paid for and everything. But now it turns out they’re not happy with my age. Their insurance doesn’t cover it, so they said I had to get external insurance if I want to participate. Can you believe their nerve?”
I love the grandpa so much
