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The Contest by Cory Andrews
"All bark, and he would be having no more bites."
I love a good cannibal hillbilly story.
— Apr 24, 2023 02:48PM
"All bark, and he would be having no more bites."
I love a good cannibal hillbilly story.
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The Pearl in a Cup by DW Milton
“Why yes, there is a legend that Cleopatra, in order to seduce Marc Antony, dissolved pearls in vinegar and they drank it before they made love.”
— May 01, 2023 02:41PM
“Why yes, there is a legend that Cleopatra, in order to seduce Marc Antony, dissolved pearls in vinegar and they drank it before they made love.”
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The Kingdom of Blood and Miracles by Carlton Herzog
"After all, the only thing trolls love better than babies are the swollen, putrescent maggot infested bodies of the plague-infected dead."
— Apr 26, 2023 03:00PM
"After all, the only thing trolls love better than babies are the swollen, putrescent maggot infested bodies of the plague-infected dead."
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The Extremely Polite Vivisection of Kevin Gray by Shula Link
"I climbed up on the exam table. Mr. Gray’s eyes went wide. “What in the name of God is that?” I suppose seeing a furred creature with a sunken chest, bulbous gut, thick tail, and long, razor-sharp claws perched next to you while you’re completely restrained provokes that reaction."
— Apr 26, 2023 01:40PM
"I climbed up on the exam table. Mr. Gray’s eyes went wide. “What in the name of God is that?” I suppose seeing a furred creature with a sunken chest, bulbous gut, thick tail, and long, razor-sharp claws perched next to you while you’re completely restrained provokes that reaction."
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The Contract by Andrew P. Weston
"Fuuuuck. I’ll never eat spaghetti again."
— Apr 25, 2023 02:24PM
"Fuuuuck. I’ll never eat spaghetti again."
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The Chainsaw Masquerade by Allie Guilderson
"It will be romantic, like Romeo and Juliette. They’ll go to the afterlife together, and maybe there she’ll be able to love him."
— Apr 24, 2023 01:45PM
"It will be romantic, like Romeo and Juliette. They’ll go to the afterlife together, and maybe there she’ll be able to love him."
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Take a Breath by Erica Summers
"It's almost as if hidden lumps of unadulterated sadness can seat themselves behind a person's genuine smile and attach itself like an insidious cancer, deforming its host into a hollow mess… all without alerting others."
— Apr 23, 2023 08:31AM
"It's almost as if hidden lumps of unadulterated sadness can seat themselves behind a person's genuine smile and attach itself like an insidious cancer, deforming its host into a hollow mess… all without alerting others."

