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“Have I got your attention now?”
“You’ve always had my attention, Rhett.”

save my sanity and stop referring to it as “little rhett”

Kip: Pick up your phone, you pretty motherfucker.
Rhett: You think I’m pretty?
Kip: I think you picking that one specific detail out of my text means you’re an idiot.
Rhett: But a pretty one?
Kip: Answer. Your. Fucking. Phone.
Kip: Or be here at two p.m. so I can shake you in person.
😭