Avery Rogers’s Reviews > You Should See Me in a Crown > Status Update

“Hell hath no fury like a PomBot scorned.”
Page 245

“He must really not like the f-word. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” / / My mouth suddenly tastes metallic. My chest gets tight. But I straighten in my seat anyway. The Lighty Way. / / “My mother is dead.”

“His look tells me to throw hoes before bros out the window and just go for it… When I wave him off, he grins and does this weird body-roll thing that is definitely a sign for something… Jordan’s shimmying like Shakira in my peripheral vision.”
Page 185

“We may never have whatever it is that make people like Rachel feel like they own everything on God’s green earth, but we have something else. We’re smarter, scrappier. / / We don’t have to play dirty; we just have to play different.”
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“The guys are all in cheerleading uniforms, and they’re doing a really bad (but well-intentioned) version of the “Boom! Dynamite” cheer that involves a lot of Jaxon shaking his butt and Harry doing the worm.”
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