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That's another thing she's promised and sworn, mumbled vows about, never to drink beer like him. Cigarettes, sure, smoking doesn't make you stupid, just dead. But if she ever drinks, then that opens the door on a future where she someday shares a beer with her dad, and that's not a door she'll ever let life drag her through. p. 228
— May 15, 2023 01:48PM
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Final girls don't wear combat boots to school, untied in honor of John Bender. Final girls' wrists aren't open to the world. Final girls are all, of course - this goes without saying - virgins. Final girls don't wear "Metal Up Your Ass" shirts to school... Final girls never select the SKANK STATION mirror, or wear this much eyeliner - they don't need to. Their eyes are already piercing and perfect.
— Mar 28, 2023 04:33PM
