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After we came back to our den, I asked Binbin, “What are you going to
do after we get there? What am I going to do?”
“Me? I’ll look for a job. And you? You look for girls–ah! Ouch! Damn
you, Qian Jiying, pinching me again. Just you wait. Just you wait...”

Then, the brat started learning Classical Chinese with my pa and tested
me when he came back home, “What’s the line before ‘the autumn water
connected the sky at the horizon, forming a unity’32?”
Oh my god, let’s spend more time discussing the issue of who will be on
top instead, please.

fuckin hilarious actually

He held my cheeks between his fingers and demanded angrily, “Say that
again? Who’s Romeo?”
“You. You are!”
Only then did he smile. He patted me a few times and snuck a few
kisses. “Ge, you’re such a good boy.”
Hmmph! It’s never too late for revenge. Plus, you’re Romeo and I’m
Romeo too. There’s no conflict there.

Binbin kept cussing out the tall guy who hit me. “That motherfucker. To
think I washed his socks and made roast pork for him. Ungrateful son of a
bitch. Goddammit. If I ever get my hands on him again, I swear I’m gonna
bust his balls. Fuck...”
He didn’t do it on purpose and he even apologized to me, which was
thanks to you. But before that--

I cried so much that I couldn’t think clearly and I swung my fist out.
And I think I actually hit him since he covered his mouth. Alright. I got
him.

I don’t know what I said. I probably had never screamed so many
profanities in my life. I don’t think they could hear me clearly either. I
cried while I cursed them. I cried especially loud. I bawled my eyes out
and my face was wet with tears and snot. I had never cried so much in my
life either. I felt so bad that I wanted to tear my insides out. I had wanted
to spoil him with my love for the rest of my life.

'..You coldblooded bastards. You
damn devils. I curse you, I curse your whole family, all to hell. You
bastards. Motherfuckers. You all burn in hell. Fuck you...”

He was dead.
I fell into chaos. Something had snapped in my head. “You scumbags.
He was a kid who never had a single good day in his life and you make
him put his life on the lines for you. There is honour amongst thieves. Yeah
right! Just a bunch of horseshit. You motherfuckers. '

qian absolutely losing his shit

How could I have let him leave me? How could I have lost him? My
parents aside, he was the dearest person in my life. I had to wait. Even if
he committed a crime, he might run back to me or get locked up again
or...

I don’t see him. Where did he go?
Shen Bin, you little shit. Damn you. I... I’ll fucking kill you.
Only after I crouched down did I notice how cold it was.