MrsJoseph *grouchy* > Status Update

Everything is here except the kitchen sink...

"Something hot and spicy moved through him at her actions."

Does that mean he needs to go spend some quality time in the bathroom??

I'm horribly annoyed - 30 pages of pining and "jolts of electricty" and other "we're attracted" crap. I can't get a handle on the characters for all the yearning. Can they stop publicly yearning for 5 mins, please??

I really hate the "I let you go but now I want you no matter what" idea... and the typical "slutty girl from high school" - both of those tropes are played out