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I didn't think I could be so disappointed. I get more than halfway through and finally get to some sexy times and the sex is off page? Boo...hiss.
— Apr 29, 2015 08:04PM
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"You’re stuck with me. I fucking love you and I don’t give a shit about yours versus mine anymore. It’s our problem.”
“I’ll have to think about it some, but that might be the nicest thing anyone’s said to me.”
“Well, of course it is. I’m a fucking romantic,” Adam said.
— Apr 29, 2015 08:47PM
“I’ll have to think about it some, but that might be the nicest thing anyone’s said to me.”
“Well, of course it is. I’m a fucking romantic,” Adam said.
BWT
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As they moved onto the field for warm-ups, Doyle appeared beside Adam. “Just to clarify,” he said, “when I told you not to hurt Colin, I wasn’t talking about, or even thinking about, uh—”
“Sexually?” Adam asked.
“Yes. Sexually. Because I don’t, um, uh—”
“Think about my massive dick?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. Well, thanks for clearing that up,” Adam said. He patted Doyle on the shoulder.
— Apr 29, 2015 08:18PM
“Sexually?” Adam asked.
“Yes. Sexually. Because I don’t, um, uh—”
“Think about my massive dick?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. Well, thanks for clearing that up,” Adam said. He patted Doyle on the shoulder.
BWT
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Adam dropped his jeans and reached for his shorts. “I ought to be offended that none of you care enough about me to threaten Colin.”
Michaels, appearing on Adam’s other side, put his arm around Adam’s shoulder. “We do care about you, Adam. We just love Colin. Besides—” He made a show of glancing down at Adam’s crotch. “You really could hurt him. That thing is huge."
— Apr 29, 2015 08:16PM
Michaels, appearing on Adam’s other side, put his arm around Adam’s shoulder. “We do care about you, Adam. We just love Colin. Besides—” He made a show of glancing down at Adam’s crotch. “You really could hurt him. That thing is huge."
BWT
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I'm pretty bored and, I think, I've discovered a new level of apathy for soccer.
— Apr 29, 2015 07:54PM
