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Jake is on page 151 of 311

Official review of part 2:
1. Please make it stop
2. I want to burn this book
3. Please stop going on about the X factor it’s getting ridiculous #bigroymoment
4. I didn’t need to know about take that’s wanking competition tyvm.. in fact I think my life was much better before I had to read that
5. The first section of this was genuinely a hate crime

— Jun 08, 2023 04:40AM

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Jake is on page 65 of 311

This one goes out to all the Middle Aged women who shouldn’t be on TikTok!!

Also the author is weirdly obsessed with the idea that Gary would have won the x-factor had it been around before he was famous. He’s mentioned it like 5 times already, very odd

— Jun 07, 2023 05:36PM