Nancy’s Reviews > Happy Place > Status Update

there's some really lovely little lines in this and the dialogue is clever but the chatty narration style is really ruining it for me

“if he’s a black hole, I’ve reached his event horizon” this shit is so cheesy but I’m eating it up

“the process of getting everyone and everything out the door is like herding cats on acid. Like the cats are on acid, and the cat Shepperd is also on acid.” what the fuck am I reading