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“What has happened to us?” Dalinar asked. “Where is our honor?” “Honor is dead,” a voice whispered from beside him. Dalinar turned and looked at Captain Kaladin. He hadn’t noticed the bridgeman walking down the steps behind him. Kaladin took a deep breath, then looked at Dalinar. “But I’ll see what I can do.”

Zahel pulled up his blanket—damn monks only got one—and turned over on his cot. He expected a voice to speak in his mind as he drifted off. Of course, there wasn’t one. Hadn’t been one in years.

Colours! ;)

“I am offend!” Shallan yelled. “You have offended Her Highness again!” “Very offend!” “You’d better apologize.” “No apologize!” Shallan declared. “Boots!” Kal leaned back, looking between the two of them, trying to parse what had just been said. “Boots?” he asked. “Yes,” Shallan said. “I am liking your boots. You will apology with boots.”

“My other hand?” Lopen said. “The one that was cut off long ago, eaten by a fearsome beast? It is making a rude gesture toward you right now. I thought you would wish to know, so that you can prepare to be insulted.”

*drops jaw I HAVE NO WORDS.

YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! YES! YES! YES!

YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! YES! YES! YES!

“Looks like a bunch of breasts.” The men looked at her, aghast. They were all Azish, with dark skin and hair. She was Reshi, from the islands up north. Her mother had told her that, though Lift had never seen the place. “What?” Huqin demanded. “Breasts,” Lift said, pointing. “See, like a lady layin’ on her back. Those points on the tops are nipples. Bloke who built this place musta been single for a looong time.”

Woah. That was INTENSE!