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MeltingPenguins
is on page 169 of 232
The pov char is not just very... dim but also a hypocrite. I get having flawed characters but if they are this all over the place for the sake of stretching out an already threadbare plot...
I'll power through this, but I'm not going to enjoy it
— Jun 14, 2023 10:39PM
I'll power through this, but I'm not going to enjoy it
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So in the end it was aaaaaalll just a tragic accident... wow, not impressed.
review to follow.
— Jun 14, 2023 11:37PM
review to follow.
MeltingPenguins
is on page 202 of 232
Gods, it's even worse a solution. It all abuse apologies and a big Oh actually it is this character who did it.
I wouldn't mind the whole surprising reveal if this weren't so pretentiously constructed. As if the aithor desperately tried to stretch the text to over 200 pages. bad
— Jun 14, 2023 11:23PM
I wouldn't mind the whole surprising reveal if this weren't so pretentiously constructed. As if the aithor desperately tried to stretch the text to over 200 pages. bad
MeltingPenguins
is on page 189 of 232
Gonna take a wild guess who the accomplice is: if it isnt the butler, it's the new servant... because cliche...
— Jun 14, 2023 11:10PM
MeltingPenguins
is on page 177 of 232
Are we really making excuses for an abuser? Really? Are we really doing this? Are we really being all "oh the abusive behaviour that was absolutely in line with the abusive behaviour before was totally not abusive because the abuser only wanted to be loved and was tricked into acting like she did now, nevermind the abuse before"? Are we really doing this, book???
— Jun 14, 2023 10:58PM
MeltingPenguins
is on page 174 of 232
Wow, the most predictable, cliched and uninspired solution to possible happen happened to this?
YOU DON'T SAY!
I hate this book.
— Jun 14, 2023 10:50PM
YOU DON'T SAY!
I hate this book.
MeltingPenguins
is on page 164 of 232
pov prota: Tells us a whole chapter she doesn't understand things nor does she give any implications of having had a Heureka moment.
also prota just one chapter later: tells us how she totally understood everything and almost immediately had her Heureka moment...
fuck you book.
— Jun 14, 2023 08:14PM
also prota just one chapter later: tells us how she totally understood everything and almost immediately had her Heureka moment...
fuck you book.
MeltingPenguins
is on page 159 of 232
Oh however could the dead woman have drowned in her bedroom, with her husband being soaked when they found her after his scream? Oh you say he had the servants prepare a bath in the bedroom? YOU DON'T SAY!
... I already know this is a one star read, cause wth...
— Jun 14, 2023 08:05PM
... I already know this is a one star read, cause wth...
MeltingPenguins
is on page 156 of 232
Aaaand there's the old time classic of not knowing how corsets or stays work...
— Jun 14, 2023 07:58PM
MeltingPenguins
is on page 154 of 232
154 pages now and it's starting to feel like about twice that. The characters are obnoxious, grating and nothing is happening.
For those that know me: This books makes me almost want to apologize to Miss Zeichnerin and Miss Rowntree with how dull and bland and flat it is. it's a new low...
— Jun 14, 2023 07:55PM
For those that know me: This books makes me almost want to apologize to Miss Zeichnerin and Miss Rowntree with how dull and bland and flat it is. it's a new low...
MeltingPenguins
is on page 123 of 232
So... our heroines of this serious are someone who constantly judges others by their looks and we are supposed to agree with her because she's an abuse survivor, and a autistic-coded murderess who kills people on a mere whim but it's okay because you see she's the hypersmart kind of autistic?
look, i have nothing against the latter concept as such but the execution is very grating and nope
— Jun 14, 2023 07:30PM
look, i have nothing against the latter concept as such but the execution is very grating and nope

