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Stephanie
Stephanie is 25% done
Dear Lord. I'm reading what has to be a 15 year old girl's first project in Creative Writing 101. Is this a joke? All those glowing reviews must have been written by her teeny bopper classmates. Never in my 43 years have I read a "book" (and I use that term loosely) with such devastatingly horribly stilted dialogue. Who in hell talks like this?!
May 06, 2015 07:00PM
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Stephanie is on page 129
"She's like my on personal form of crack". Hmm. Obviously, a rip off of Twilight but I see we switched heroin to crack. Did you need a thesaurus for that one? Also, it's own not on.
May 06, 2015 07:25PM
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Stephanie
Stephanie is 25% done
Hunny? What in the name of Jesus???? Oh now I get it. Poor child is using her phonics to sound it out! Good for you....HONEY.
May 06, 2015 07:04PM
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