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Eric Plume is 4% done

By the time they had broken down my door, I'd already finished better than half of the carton. I had been drinking for about six hours.

...okay, NO. I don't give a rusty barrel of fucks how hardcore you think you are, half a case of hard alcohol in six hours = death. Hell, a quarter/i> of that is good for a ticket to Blackout Island aboard the good ship Regurgitania. Somebody isn't a drinker. O.o

— May 07, 2015 11:47PM

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Eric Plume is 88% done

There's a reason people find "mob rule" so terrifying, and it isn't because they've watched The Godfather one too many times. It's because justice is absent. When nobody is looking out for you, you're the one who's gotta do all the looking. Most people aren't equipped for that.

Me, I get by.

Unless the ball is dropped at the last minute this is getting a lot of stars out of me. :)

— Jun 13, 2015 06:48PM

Eric Plume is 56% done

"You and safe don't belong in the same sentence."

Sorry Michael, she's got a point. :)

— Jun 13, 2015 05:53PM

Eric Plume is 50% done

This is getting good.

— Jun 13, 2015 05:19PM

Eric Plume is 30% done

Life doesn't come with an eraser. Experiences leave their mark, for better or for worse. Anyone who tells you otherwise has never been hurt.

— Jun 13, 2015 04:48PM

Eric Plume is 21% done

Damn. Just...damn. O.O

— Jun 13, 2015 04:22PM

Eric Plume is 19% done

...And now Christina is both arming herself and recognizing how futile it likely is.

This is after telling her mom to go eff herself.

In other words she's grown a brain with a spine attached. Me likey!

— Jun 13, 2015 04:17PM

Eric Plume is 13% done

"This is bullshit," I said.

"Wrong, Mr. Boutiler. This is an education. I suggest you pay attention."

The IMA are some pretty sick fuckers. :)

— Jun 13, 2015 02:34PM

Eric Plume is 11% done

Damn. Christina no longer annoys me. O.O

— Jun 13, 2015 02:16PM

Eric Plume is 6% done

Ooooo-kay. In addition to being spoiled and spiteful, Christina's mother is also a complete idiot. o.O

— Jun 13, 2015 01:39PM

Eric Plume is 2% done

Freud said it best, I think, when he said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is just a loser.

~Snicker~