Exina’s Reviews > Will & Patrick Wake Up Married > Status Update

Will shakes his head, eyes wide. “Can you at least please try to act, I don’t know, charming? Please?”
Patrick shrugs. “Charm’s for people with no substance to back it up.”

“To be crass—”
“Oh, yes, be crass.”
“It was love at first fuck.”
“Patrick?”
“Yes?”
Jenny smiles and squeezes his hand, which he should hate, but
somehow doesn’t. “You and I are gonna be good friends.”

Will eyes go wide at the word ‘divorce.’ “What? No. Oh, no. No, no.” He’s hyperventilating again. “I’ve ruined everything. Oh my God, it’s over. It’s all over.”
Patrick isn’t pleased to be married either, and he’s going to freak out about it as soon as Will gives him a turn, but he really doesn’t think that what’s happened between them is the worst thing imaginable.

“Not that I really care, but I’m trying to remember what the hell
happened last night. So what’s your name?” the guy asks.

Re-read.

... like Ryan always says: sex isn't about pleasure. Sex isn't even necessary. Not when you really love someone; not if the other person doesn't like it.