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Dogs??? Do not have barbed penises?????
Excuse me?????? Wtf is this book

I'm gonna stay until I hit the abuse trigger and then I might tap out

TFW you accidentally read porn in the middle of class because you're bored

(Also tell me you're ace without telling me: my phone keeps autocorrecting "porn" to points)

HER LOINS 😭💀🤮

This is so fucking disgusting and I haven't even gotten to the abuse parts yet 😭😭😭 I don't want to hear about your dick, homie. I don't know shit about you

Allosexuals (derogatory)

"Who am I kidding I'd jump at his pants. I mean, I'd jump at the chance to spend all day with him."

(Punctuation as is)
Oh my god. DNF in this book's future.

"She certainly gets the fire going"

I hate men.