Status Update

Alaina is 68% done

I'm sorry but how the hell is Scott walking around this town with BOTH of his legs right now?

— Jun 20, 2023 10:30AM

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Alaina’s Previous Updates

Alaina is finished

In the wise words of Lizzo, IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.

— Jun 20, 2023 11:44AM

Alaina is 93% done

can you both just take the giant leap into bed or NAH?

— Jun 20, 2023 11:37AM

Alaina is 48% done

Or, and hear me out, someone tells her dad what happened?

— Jun 20, 2023 09:59AM

Alaina is 38% done

I'm not crying... you're crying

— Jun 19, 2023 01:21PM

Alaina is 21% done

All kinds of awkward...

— Jun 19, 2023 11:43AM

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