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ari is 31% done

“It starts with building trust and a relationship. Like any relationship. I know you don’t have many of those, but normally before having sex, people connect with one another as human beings, build up their emotional attachment, and sex happens afterward.”

PLEASE can this girl do my eyes a favour and shut the fuck up

— Jun 25, 2023 08:11PM

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ari is 30% done

why the hell is this girl asking him all these questions acting as if she’s his therapist?? 😭 such a turn off

— Jun 25, 2023 07:41PM

ari is 19% done

“I pick the phone back up, my thumb slips, and the worst possible thing happens—I accidentally ‘like’ the photo.”

the hilarity of this is that something like this would 100% happen to me

— Jun 25, 2023 06:54AM

ari is 17% done

she managed to get “many” books because of the $50 gift card meanwhile that gift card would manage to cover the price of like 2 books max here. canadian book prices are horrid

— Jun 24, 2023 11:43PM