Elizabeth’s Reviews > The Foxhole Court > Status Update

I’m thinking about how much more chaotic hockey would be if you could bounce the puck off the ceiling.

Nora. I did not need to be called out by your description of the first year comp TA

dangerous situation ethics blah blah blah Neil high off his ass paying some guy in a goth club $100 to knock him out makes me cackle! he’s SUCH a bitch he will not participate in your tests/hazing rituals!

“This is South Carolina every exit leads to a Waffle House” is the most factually correct sentence in all of these books. Nora realism QUEEN

I’ve spent the past several pages trying to imagine the dialog being delivered using the kind of low mumbly monotone that I associate with college athletes and let me tell you that’s a fun thought exercise

just picture the jenny slate screaming meme here that’s how this book makes me feel

Kevin Day speak like a normal human being instead of a jock Jedi master challenge

Where’s my academic article about the significance of keys in these books?

I am not taking questions comments critiques or criticisms at this time!