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“Did you know he’s a big porn star now?” Ginny went on. “I mean, Jez dragged him out of the closet but surely didn’t shove him into the smut business. His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”

“Of course he likes you. The way he looks at you, that’s not constipation in his eyes. Trust me, I’m old enough to know.”
“What should I do?”
“Tackle him and screw his brains out. There’s nothing like the direct approach.”
Dirty old coot.