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I never manage to find the right damn edition of this Godforsaken book

I loved the part when Razumikhin said «it’s crimin’ time» and punishmented all over the place.

My maternal guardian has stolen the book and the lack of available literature has driven me to commit a heinous crime. I had brewed a concoction in the kitchen that appeared to be god gammaldags lappskaus, but only I knew that simply a bowl full of the mixture was enough to euthanize a dozen horses. My poor mother now lies lifeless on the kitchen floor, and I am horrified by my own actions. I do not recognize myself.

The first 111 pages have been a great experience, and I can’t wait to read more. Throughout the whole day my whole body has been itching as if I’ve taken a double scoop of pre-workout in addition to a linje med cola as I await the next opportunity to read. Every second I’m not reading is torture to me, and the captivating words are the only thing standing between me and a serious criminal offense. Praise God.