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“You know what, you little shit,” Alex says the second the call connects, “you can hear it for yourself and then tell me how you would handle this—”
“Alex?” Henry’s voice sounds scratchy and bewildered across the line. “Have you really rung me at three o’clock in the morning to make me listen to a turkey?”
“Yes, obviously,” Alex says.
Why was this so funny😭😭😭
— Jul 12, 2023 10:26AM
“Alex?” Henry’s voice sounds scratchy and bewildered across the line. “Have you really rung me at three o’clock in the morning to make me listen to a turkey?”
“Yes, obviously,” Alex says.
Why was this so funny😭😭😭
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Sara
is 26% done
vibing in ~ how can I be homophobic? my bitch is gay ~
(definitely not drunk LIKE THEY WERE)
— Jul 12, 2023 01:01PM
(definitely not drunk LIKE THEY WERE)
Sara
is 25% done
“You know what, you little shit,” Alex says the second the call connects, “you can hear it for yourself and then tell me how you would handle this—”
“Alex?” Henry’s voice sounds scratchy and bewildered across the line. “Have you really rung me at three o’clock in the morning to make me listen to a turkey?”
“Yes, obviously,” Alex says.
Why was this so funny😭😭😭
— Jul 12, 2023 10:24AM
“Alex?” Henry’s voice sounds scratchy and bewildered across the line. “Have you really rung me at three o’clock in the morning to make me listen to a turkey?”
“Yes, obviously,” Alex says.
Why was this so funny😭😭😭

