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Norah:"We are going to a pool party today! At Justin Abernathy's!"
Sophia:"Does that mean I have to shave my legs?"
Norah:"Of course not. I mean, maybe braid it, so it stays out of the pool filter, but let's not get crazy."

Norah:"Principal Weinstein saw my tits."
Sophia:"Aaaand, now you're worried he'll be thinking of you when he takes care of himself?"
Norah:"Ewww, no! Well, yeah... But that's not even the shittiest thing that happened today!"
Sophia:"He asked you for a blowie?"

Father Vincent:"I'd like to assure you that your mother now rests comfortably in the arms of our Lord, Jesus Christ."
Justin:"What a relief. Because she was a spitfire, my mother - and things could have gone wildly in the other direction. If you know what I mean~"