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"Just give it to me straight, doc. How sick am I?" Dr. Toro shakes his head. "Well, you're not sick, actually." He explains. I stare at him blankly. "I'm not?" A smile of relief slowly begins to creep across my face. "But don't get too excited." Dr. Torp tells me. "You're still in a world of trouble. I'm afraid your balls are haunted."
— May 26, 2015 01:32AM
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"What do you want from me?” I ask him. “I need you to stop haunting my balls. I mean, you seem like a nice guy but it really hurts.”“Aye, the cold grip of death is a bastard!” Agrees Lorko. “It was not my intent to make ‘yer balls ache like two oysters in the deep"
— May 26, 2015 01:37AM
