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Oh god it’s another short story now

Not the barbell tongue piercing, please 😭

She comes instantly, must be nice. And then says she’s done and he says “we’ll see about that” which is a red flag idc

She tries to get some clit action and he is “impatient” to just get inside her. Real great lover, this guy

“The death of his son” what the FUCK you cannot just drop that bomb in the middle of a sex scene

Hate the term “baby-soft” to describe a vulva. Also engaging in sexual activities with minors in the elevator-gross, illegal, and the 2 main characters should definitely be labeled as sex offenders. Not off to a great start