Parker’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

This is going great for them I reckon

HENRY OS 23????

“First son of your former colony” and “first son of off-brand England” are amazing

Their emails are so behdjcbdbd

*in a horrible british accent* oh my goodness it’s so steamy in this room

“One, Henry’s lips are soft” I AM MELTING

There might be a dent in my wall bc I just stilled so much and hit my head very hard on the wall bc of these two fools I love them and my head hurts a bit now

Henry is jealousssssssss

“Maybe your white ass” I CANNOT WITH THESE TWO

Kicking my feet and squealing like a little girl

oh my god??????