Katie Einhorn’s Reviews > The Match > Status Update

“channel your inner lorelai gilmore. i will not be that single dad that sucks”

Jake: last day of training today.
Evie: Yep.
Jake: Sam’s gonna miss you.
Evie: Sam can come see me anytime she wants
Jake: Good to know. Come hungry today. i’m gonna feed you pancakes before you guys start your session.
Evie: do you talk this dirty to all your female friends
Jake: Just you

‘i think she would’ve liked to come’
I flip my turn signal and move into traffic pretending not to be overly coriolanus about sams statement ‘oh yeah? why do you think that?’
‘because she peeks at you as much as you peek at her’

“Before we move into the living room, Jacob speaks and makes me fall in love with him in a single statement ‘Oh by the way, there are chocolate chip muffins in the kitchen”

“one minute ago, I hated jacob broaden and was contemplating adding a pin to a very special spot on his voodoo doll. Now i’m daydreaming of that corner in the coffee shop.”