Lily’s Reviews > Fifty Shades Darker > Status Update

This book is better than the first, in the way that 10 days of explosive diarrhea is better than 12 days of explosive diarrhea.

reading a people's history of the united states is depressing, so i read this to cleanse the palate lol

So I'm probably gonna drop this #andwaterisquenching

The books are so awful that I can't look away. But the ending of the last one hit my weak spot: break-up scenes. Now I HAVE to keep reading. And to keep doing this: 'My vagina glows so bright she could light up Portland.' 'My vagina frowns at me.' 'My vagina is not pleased.' 'I flush, and my vagina smacks her lips together glowing with pride.' 'My vagina is panting.' The author's obviously doing it purposefully