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What the fuck is this monologue?

"A snowflake is beautiful, perfect and unique. So I agree. You have snowflake syndrome. You have it bad."

Guys, it's confirmed. Zoe is a special snowflake. And not like other girls because she played with water guns instead of making sand pies.

I can't tell if this is satire or not...