Claire’s Reviews > Me and Mr. Darcy > Status Update

"my boobs are bouncing around like a couple of eager puppies"


WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

if i didn't know better i'd think this is a female character written by a male author.

"I feel an ache in my groin"

shut the hell up

convinced i have masochistic tendencies bc why tf am i still reading this

how this person managed to write MCs so incredibly annoying and unlikeable is a mystery to me

how many stereotypes can be put in a story?

this book: yes

"I'd rather be spending the festive season with Me Darcy than a load of asylum seekers, I can tell you"


I'm pretty sure they'd rather prefer being safe in their own countries than having to deal with bigoted and ignorant people too, let me tell you that lol