Nina’s Reviews > Hook, Line, and Sinker > Status Update

this is literally a prime example of: he doesnt need a girlfriend, he just needs therapy!!!!

every time they have sexy moments i cant atop cringingggg idk this feels very forced

i will NEVER look at massage oil the same way again so yeah thanks (this is a hate read dont judge)

“he orders something vaguely german sounding” and then its beer WITH AN ORANGE SLICE?????? god i died a bit inside while listening to that