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ANA PUT THE GUN DOWN AKSKSKSKKS

Ohhh my blood would literally boil out of my SKIN if my partner did this.

GOOD LORD… just a PSA that it is NOT normal to fight with your partner so often and regularly get into screaming matches. In fact, it is very, very rare that it is EVER reasonable to SCREAM at your partner and call them stupid. Their reactions in this book are absolutely absurd and unacceptable. I have trouble controlling my own anger, but this over the top reaction is absurd.

One of the biggest pitfalls of this book for me is the author’s tendency to tell, not show. “This is so… erotic.” Ok, if it’s truly so erotic, do we really need Ana’s internal monologue telling us so? Her “holy cow!”s and “argh!”s do nothing but interrupt the narrative.

I’m very concerned about Christian’s carbon footprint given how often he sends his private plane galavanting around

RIP to Ana but I could never let a man talk to me like this.